10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus