10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen