10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers