10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."