10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury