10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.