10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack