10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.