10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-