10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)