10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear