10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.