10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water