10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "No river, no fish."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm