10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Welcome to kicker school
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls