10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."