10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.