10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob