10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'