10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Fold and live to fold again
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson