10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.