10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."