10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.