10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Fold and live to fold again
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.