10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is for loners.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'