10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.