10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha