10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.