10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger