10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it