10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson