10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.