10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.