10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant