10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)