10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-