10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus