10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05