10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."