10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS