10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "No river, no fish."