10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it