10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus