10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is for loners.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.