10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.