10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger