10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.