10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier