10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.