10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"